When I make things with the concept of "This will go on the internet when I'm done", I'm never actually done with it. Also, whenever I actually finish something, I'm immediately ashamed of it.

Hence, very few updates. But there will be updates. [i]Mark my words, there will...[/i] *Cackles maniacally* Or, y'know, maybe not. If you come back in six months and the page is the same, you'll know I was lying. In that case, feel free to garrote me.